Mon Rantings de Fromage.

We Rip The Faces Of Hookers At Bay Point. I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and shit razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star and people would kill to be allowed the grace spending one hour with me. About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin.

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I’m a trend setter; all ways will be, all ways have been.

Hey you, yes you. No I actually meant the guy on the right. Yes, him right there. Do you like tacos?

You do that’s great. I do too see we allready have something in common isn’t that great!

I beg your pardon what did just ask me? Why yes, I do spontaneously break out in NINJA MOVES. I would show you but it’s spontaneous so if you were to see me break out those moves you would so DIG them. Honestly.