Mon Rantings de Fromage.
We Rip The Faces Of Hookers At Bay Point. I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and shit razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star and people would kill to be allowed the grace spending one hour with me. About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin.
FeedThe Adventures of Fahh and Jordan (why does your name have to be first? Because its my Tumblr account, Idiot.)
- Jordan: Random meet up i think so
- Fahh: not, shut up!
- Jordan: Ohia!
- Fahh: go fuck your self.
- Jordan: just kidding
- Fahh: well i'm not really kidding
- Jordan: no... go fuck yourself.
- Fahh: ever went through a depression
- Jordan: its horrendous
- Fahh: almost has horrendous as your face
- Jordan: you know what i think every random chat needs?
- Fahh: random dancing time.
- Jordan: Ohh Blah Blah Blah Stop talking Stop t-t-talkin' that
- Fahh: that was cool
- Jordan: I was gonna start talking then i realized you weren't even listening
- Fahh: you are ugly today
- Jordan: so we gonna do something today?
- Fahh: probably not
- Jordan: why not?
- Fahh: we dont have any ideas
- Jordan: i got an idea
- Fahh: all right lets hear it
- Jordan: how bout i just do it?
- Fahh: then do it.
- Jordan: pants
- Fahh: they mean everything to me.
- Jordan: i can slap my self and record it then put in slow motion
- Fahh: that really hurt
- Jordan: just so you, fahh... meh
- Fahh: okay so i got an email, from youtube saying that there is no side bar there's an under-bar, there's no five stars there's just like or dislike... so if you still have the normal version, could you still give out five stars? and if you dont like one of my videos then you might as well come to my house and kill me, 'cos i dont wanna live if i cant please you jordan.
- Jordan: so i was in the park the other day fahh... and what the fuck! look at what i've just found.
- Fahh: you probably should drink random stuff you find in my room. you could like get some kind of disease
- Jordan: bob, what your doing its not okay!
- Fahh: what do you mean?
- Jordan: i mean what your doing to the children.
- Fahh: what are you talking about?
- Jordan: nom nom nom nom!
- Fahh: i am retarded
- Jordan: i know
- Fahh: stop making me tell you if you already know.
- Jordan: i hope retared people aren't offened by this.
- Fahh: they probably are.
- Jordan: now everyone who is gonna read this is bored out of their minds
- Fahh: or are you? PWND
- Jordan: ftw
- Fahh: the universe will explode in
- Jordan: 3
- Fahh: 2
- Jordan: 1
- Fahh: ow
- Jordan: vans?
- Fahh: or converse?
- Jordan: COMIC FIRE
- Fahh: 8
